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Vulcan Line Tools: Because Who Needs a Clear Vision When You Have GIS?
8/5/2025
$15,000
MRR
63%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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ComPsych: Where Mental Health Meets Corporate Buzzwords
8/4/2025
$500,000
MRR
43%
CONVERSION
15
BUZZWORDS
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Mintlify: Where Documentation Dreams Go to Die (or Thrive?)
8/4/2025
$15,000
MRR
57%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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CargoBrain: Where Air Cargo Meets AI—But Not in a Cool Way
7/31/2025
$5,000
MRR
42%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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45
Festival Directory 2025: Where Events Go to Die
7/28/2025
$100
MRR
58%
CONVERSION
3
BUZZWORDS
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75
Prak AI: The Classroom's New Overlord—Because Who Needs Teachers Anyway?
7/27/2025
$50,000
MRR
67%
CONVERSION
8
BUZZWORDS
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45
NextEducationAI: Where AI Meets Classroom Confusion
7/19/2025
$5,000
MRR
49%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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75
Grayola: Where Design Meets Uber—But Without the Surge Pricing!
7/18/2025
$15,000
MRR
64%
CONVERSION
15
BUZZWORDS
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65
TRUREXTRA: Where Coding Skills Go to Die... or Thrive?
7/14/2025
$5,000
MRR
45%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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