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Qonto: Where Business Banking Meets Overwhelm
3/27/2025
$150,000
MRR
52%
CONVERSION
15
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75
Crew CRM: Where Recruiters Go to Close More Deals and Lose More Hair
3/27/2025
$50,000
MRR
36%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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75
WebSelect AI: The Tab-Switching Nightmare You Didn't Know You Needed
3/27/2025
$5,000
MRR
40%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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Simpli: The Swiss Army Knife of Developer Tools—If Only It Had a Blade!
3/27/2025
$500
MRR
69%
CONVERSION
10
BUZZWORDS
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75
Nykotech: Where MVPs Go to Die... or Thrive?
3/27/2025
$5,000
MRR
46%
CONVERSION
15
BUZZWORDS
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Nykotech: Where MVPs Go to Die... Fast!
3/27/2025
$5,000
MRR
64%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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55
CareerReceipt: The Resume's Funeral Director
3/27/2025
$5,000
MRR
49%
CONVERSION
5
BUZZWORDS
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65
Never Lose a Domain Again? More Like Never Find One!
3/27/2025
$1,500
MRR
45%
CONVERSION
10
BUZZWORDS
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Beatchurn: The Customer Success Tool That’s More Confusing Than Your Last Relationship
3/27/2025
$15,000
MRR
66%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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