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DeSpeed: The Blockchain of Internet Speed—Because Who Needs a Fast Connection Anyway?
3/27/2025
$5,000
MRR
66%
CONVERSION
12
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Culture Onion: Where Cross-Cultural Training Meets Your Budget—But Not Your Expectations!
3/27/2025
$1,500
MRR
46%
CONVERSION
12
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Shiori: The Swiss Army Knife of AI Creativity—But Where’s the Blade?
3/27/2025
$15,000
MRR
56%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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RedditFast: The Fast Track to Getting Banned!
3/27/2025
$5,000
MRR
65%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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Post Bridge: Where Your Social Media Dreams Go to Die (But at Least You Can Schedule Them)
3/27/2025
$15,000
MRR
66%
CONVERSION
15
BUZZWORDS
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PostSyncer: The Social Media Scheduler That Promises Simplicity But Delivers a Maze
3/27/2025
$5,000
MRR
47%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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CSIRO: Where Science Meets the Land Down Under (and Sometimes Gets Lost)
3/27/2025
$500,000
MRR
31%
CONVERSION
15
BUZZWORDS
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Indie Starter: The Boilerplate That Promises to Save You Time, But Will Probably Just Save You Tears
3/27/2025
$1,500
MRR
53%
CONVERSION
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BUZZWORDS
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Stream.Estate: Where Real Estate Data Meets API Overload!
3/27/2025
$15,000
MRR
36%
CONVERSION
12
BUZZWORDS
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